Hai gusy!
The lazy asses over at Blizzard kindly decided to update the list of terrible issues that can be encountered in-game, after Patch 2.3.2 went (a)live. A dude that goes by the nickname of Hortus and has an utterly stupid gnome avatar (stupid, gnome, these two don’t belong together in the same sentence, but who gives a crap), posted
this on the official forums, hoping to enlighten the community about the serious problems each class has. So let’s check some of these “issues” out, shall we?
General:
-Male Blood Elves do not blink.
How very interesting and groundbreaking. So, it’s not like they can’t blink, it’s that they absolutely refuse to, like they were on a Japanese strike or something. I do have an idea why they don’t blink, it’s because they spend their precious time staring like retards at their female counterparts’ boobies, taking notes and pictures for future wanking material.
Environment:
-Alliance flight path between Booty Bay and Stormwind goes through a tree.
I bet those tree huggers and
boy animal lovers from Green Peace reported this bug, numerous times. I even bet they chaincuffed themselves in some hippy-like manner, protesting for their “Save the Whales” nazi propaganda. Spank my dolphin, bitch.
NPC:
-It is possible for Zul'jin to perform Claw Rage improperly.
...which, obviously, leads to masturbation issues. Girls don’t like it too fast.
Classes:
Shaman
-The Shaman Talent Call of Thunder (Rank 5) is giving 2% extra crit, while ranks 1-4 only give 1% crit.
-Rockbiter Weapon's tooltip and Action Bar icon are inconsistent with the other Shaman Weapon Enhancements' tooltips and icons.
The real issue of the PvP Shaman stands right above you, in all its magical splendor. With such almighty CC and anti-CC spells, this class is obviously too powerful to be given a serious review. Maybe they should buff Warlocks a bit, who knows.